Wednesday, July 2, 2008

Birthing Videos Make Me Cry Like A Sissy (And You Should Too!)



If you were unfazed by the video above, then I dare you to watch this. While not emotionally moving, at the very least it will make your cervix or testicles want to curl into a fetal position and rock back and forth while mumbling incoherently. And because I really am a nice person, I'll provide you with this baby panda chaser to help with your genitals' recovery.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

That second video is the exact reason why I am scheduling a C-section the minute I find out I'm expecting. Mmm-hmm. No 10 lb baby is coming out of me that way.

Anonymous said...

I almost typed in "howtobeafatlady.blogspot". True story.

August said...

Stumpy - I'm more afraid of a c-section, myself. Just the thought of having my abdominal muscles sliced through makes me squick. I mean, the thought of my cervix ballooning is no picnic either, but at least it was made for it.

Hummie - You totally made me laugh out loud!

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