The Party Never Stops In The Pee-pee Teepee

Jaunty Santa hats? Or sensible little tents for your son's unpredictable penis? You be the judge!



From the makers of this wonderful wiener hut:

The Pee-pee Teepee™ Poem
Changing a baby girl is not all glitz and glory;
Changing a baby boy is an even bigger horror story.
You hold his feet in one hand, and the diaper in the other;
The whole time praying, "Please don't pee on your mother!"

The Pee-Pee Teepee is a work of innovation created to protect fearful parents from their young son's indiscriminate penis. I've changed enough diapers to believe that such a product would be more or less useless, as little boys are so eager to grope themselves at the first opportunity and would therefore send the tent flying to the ground (or towards an eager toothless maw) instantly. But really, what do I know?

I do have to admit that the pic at the top of the home page is kind of adorable, albeit silly.