Birthing Videos Make Me Cry Like A Sissy (And You Should Too!)

If you were unfazed by the video above, then I dare you to watch this. While not emotionally moving, at the very least it will make your cervix or testicles want to curl into a fetal position and rock back and forth while mumbling incoherently. And because I really am a nice person, I'll provide you with this baby panda chaser to help with your genitals' recovery.

The Magic of Science!

Me: "The embryo is super tiny. Like a grain of rice." Pause. "I bet it's wearing a top hat."

Him: "Um, I don't think that they have 'top hat cells'."

Me: "What are you talking about? Stem cells can become anything!"